December 2012

DECEMBER 2012                             Follow instructions and wait 4 days ! ! This year, December has 5 Saturdays, 5 Sundays and 5 Mondays. Dec-12 Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun 31 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 This only happens once every 824 years.The Chinese call it the Money Bag.Send this to all your friends and enemies as well. According to the legend, you will receive money in 4 days. According to Feng Shui, if you do not send it you will stay poor.I in particular, will not let this opportunity pass by. So I send it to you with my best wishes. (Just in case it is true!)

A Quick Prayer for You

QUICK PRAYER

 

 

 

Please do not break. Just 27 words - "God, our Father, walk through my house and take away All my worries and illnesses and please watch over and heal my Family, Amen." This prayer is so powerful. Pass this to 12 people Including me. 

 

A blessing is coming to you in form of a new Job, a house, marriage, finances, or maybe an answer to Something (a prayer, a request) that you have been waiting For. Do not break or ask questions. Stop what you are doing & send it to 12 people Now. Watch what He does!

Please  email me on your list what does he do for you
paulstacey88@gmail.com

 

Nag -Nag -Nag

An attorney arrived home late after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution
for his client. His last minute plea to the governor for clemency had failed and he was
feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him:
“What time of night to be getting home is this?
Where have you been?
Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it” . . . . . . and on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of
whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub - - - pursued by his wife and
her predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang.
The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been
granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

 

He whirled around and screamed,

'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'

Wine for Seniors

Wine for Seniors

A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night’s sleep.

NEW Wine for Seniors , I kid you not.....

 

Clare Valley vintners in South Australia,
which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot
Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.It is expected to reduce the number of trips

older people have to make to the
bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be

marketed as 

 

PINO MORE

 

 

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE!!
I just could not help it! Forward this to all your "senior" friends I just did.
Sorry, somebody thought I deserved this so I'm spreading the love!