Sunday 9 December 2012

Angels

Thought this was a lovely sentiment to remember your angels are always there.
Angels


I sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it came back. I asked, "Why?" The angel said, "Angels don't watch over angels!"

Twenty angels are in your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine are playing, one is reading this message. Please read...not joking…..

God has seen you struggling with something. God says it's over. A blessing is coming your way.

If you believe in God, send this message on, please don't ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two BIG things tonight in your favor.

If you believe in God, drop everything and pass it on. Tomorrow will be the best day ever.
Send this to ten friends, including me, if I don't get it back, I guess I'm not one of them.

As soon as you get five replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you.
Send back to me paulstacey88@gmail.com
or post a comment
 

Friday 16 November 2012

December 2012

DECEMBER 2012
 
                          Follow instructions and wait 4 days ! !
This year, December has 5 Saturdays, 5 Sundays and 5 Mondays.
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This only happens once every 824 years.The Chinese call it the Money Bag.Send this to all your friends and enemies as well. According to the legend, you will receive money in 4 days. According to Feng Shui, if you do not send it you will stay poor.I in particular, will not let this opportunity pass by. So I send it to you with my best wishes. (Just in case it is true!)

Thursday 15 November 2012

A Quick Prayer for You

QUICK PRAYER

 
 
 
Please do not break. Just 27 words - "God, our Father, walk through my house and take away All my worries and illnesses and please watch over and heal my Family, Amen." This prayer is so powerful. Pass this to 12 people Including me. 
 
A blessing is coming to you in form of a new Job, a house, marriage, finances, or maybe an answer to Something (a prayer, a request) that you have been waiting For. Do not break or ask questions. Stop what you are doing & send it to 12 people Now. Watch what He does!


Please  email me on your list what does he do for you
paulstacey88@gmail.com

 

Nag -Nag -Nag


An attorney arrived home late after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution
for his client. His last minute plea to the governor for clemency had failed and he was
feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him:

“What time of night to be getting home is this?
Where have you been?

Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it” . . . . . . and on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of

whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub - - - pursued by his wife and
her predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang.
The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been

granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.
 
He whirled around and screamed,
'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'

Sunday 11 November 2012

Wine for Seniors


Wine for Seniors

A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night’s sleep.
NEW Wine for Seniors , I kid you not.....
 


Clare Valley vintners in South Australia,
which primarily produce
Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot
Grigio wines,
have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.It is expected to reduce the number of trips
older people have to make to the
bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be

marketed as 
 
PINO MORE
 
I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE!!
I just could not help it! Forward this to all your "senior" friends I just did.
Sorry, somebody thought I deserved this so I'm spreading the love!


Saturday 27 October 2012

The Son


The ending will surprise you.

Take my Son.....



A wealthy man and his son loved to collect rare works of art. They had everything in their collection, from Picasso to Raphael. They would often sit together and admire the great works of art.



When the Vietnam conflict broke out, the son went to war. He was very courageous and died in battle while rescuing another soldier. The father was notified and grieved deeply for his only son.





About a month later, just before Christmas,


There was a knock at the door. A young man stood at the door with a large package in his hands..


He said, 'Sir, you don't know me, but I am the soldier for whom your son gave his life. He saved many lives that day, and he was carrying me to safety when a bullet struck him in the heart and he died instantly... He often talked about you, and your love for art.' The young man held out this package. 'I know this isn't much. I'm not really a great artist, but I think your son would have wanted you to have this.'



The father

Opened the package. It was a portrait of his son, painted by the young man. He stared in awe at the way the soldier had captured the personality of his son in the painting. The father was so drawn to the eyes that his own eyes welled up with tears. He thanked the young man and offered to pay him for the picture.. 'Oh, no sir, I could never repay what your son did for me. It's a gift.'



The father hung the portrait over his mantle. Every time visitors came to his home he took them to see the portrait of his son before he showed them any of the other great works he had collected.



The man died a few months later. There was to be a great auction of his paintings. Many influential people gathered, excited over seeing the great paintings and having an opportunity to purchase one for their collection.



On the platform sat the painting of the son. The auctioneer pounded his gavel. 'We will start the bidding with this picture of the son. Who will bid for this picture?'



There was silence...


Then a voice in the back of the room shouted, 'We want to see the famous paintings. Skip this one.'



But the auctioneer persisted. 'Will somebody bid for this painting? Who will start the bidding? $100, $200?'



Another voice angrily. 'We didn't come to see this painting. We came to see the Van Gogh's, the Rembrandts. Get on with the Real bids!'


But still the auctioneer continued. 'The son! The son! Who'll take the son?'


Finally, a voice came from the very back of the room. It was the longtime gardener of the man and his son. 'I'll give $10 for the painting...' Being a poor man, it was all he could afford.


'We have $10, who will bid $20?'


'Give it to him for $10. Let's see the masters.'


The crowd was becoming angry. They didn't want the picture of the son.



They wanted the more worthy investments for their collections.


The auctioneer pounded the gavel.. 'Going once, twice, SOLD for $10!'


A man sitting on the second row shouted, 'Now let's get on with the collection!'



The auctioneer laid down his gavel. 'I'm sorry, the auction is over.'


'What about the paintings?'



'I am sorry. When I was called to conduct this auction, I was told of a secret stipulation in the will... I was not allowed to reveal that stipulation until this time. Only the painting of the son would be auctioned. Whoever bought that painting would inherit the entire estate, including the paintings.



The man who took the son gets everything!



God
gave His son over 2,000 years ago to die on the Cross. Much like the auctioneer, His message today is: 'The Son, the Son, who'll take the Son?'


Because, you see, whoever takes the Son gets everything!


FOR
GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD HE GAVE HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON, WHO SO EVER BELIEVETH

Please send this to ten people and back to the one who sent it to you.

God Bless.

Thursday 31 May 2012

Only The Irish Can Do This















 


This may just set the record for return emails and forwards. Leave it up to the Irish to come up with the answer to all our wishes. Well, at least one.

Make sure you follow the directions carefully. I think we all need a little luck right about now.
 



  


                             Hope the Leprechaun dances his jig for you!

                                             Comments from others:

I had to forward this, my mom swears it works. The day after she sent it, they got an offer on their land on the Swannee river, they haven't even seen that land since 1987. It came out of the blue. So you know that I'm going to try it.
                                                Love Kim

Not sure if this had anything to do with it but it was shortly after I sent this out -
I got a call to say our bond was approved - against all odds.

I don't know if it works but I won a new fridge full of various
cool drinks from Beyer and Beyer last week.

I do not know if it works, but I won a microwave yesterday Seems like it Hey !!

                       I hope this works my son could use a really good job!!!!!!!


 
Good luck to everyone! And may all your dreams come true!!

This may sound nuts, but my husband got this the other day and sent it off. About 10 minutes later a really good financial windfall happened for his son Sean who he had sent it too as well. One of the people he sent it to was responsible for the windfall.

                    AN IRISH FRIENDSHIP WISH

                                                Good Luck!!

                                               I hope it works..


           May there always be work for your hands to do;

            May your purse always hold a coin
or two;



 May the sun always shine on your
windowpane;

   May a rainbow be certain to follow
each rain; 

 
May the hand of a friend always be near you;
 May God fill your heart with
gladness to cheer you..

OK, this is what you have to do...Send this to all of your friends!

But - you HAVE to send this within 1 hour

From when you open it!

Now..............Make A wish!!!!!!   
 

I hope you made your wish! Now then
, if you send to:

1 person --- your wish will be
granted in 1 year
3 people --- 6 months

5 people --- 3 months

6 people --- 1 month

7 people --- 2 weeks

8 people --- 1 week

9 people --- 5 days

10 people --- 3 days

12 people - -- 2 days

15 people --- 1 day

20 people --- 3 hours

If you dont pass  this after you read it .
You will have 1 year of bad luck!
But .. If you
advise 2 of your friends
you will automatically
have 3 years of
good luck!!! ) 





   



  


    

 

    

    























   
  


  



  
  
  
     
  


    

  









 


 






 
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