Why?

WHY?

Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their  prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?


Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?

EVER  WONDER...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline, 'Psychic Wins Lottery?’

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice?


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

We all just need to smile once in a while

How it All Began

HOW IT ALL STARTED In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou can trade without ever leaving thy tent?"  And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable  (UPS)." Abraham did think long and hard and decided he that would let Dot have her way with the drums.  And lo the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent. To prevent neighbouring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed  a language to transmit  ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People  (HTTP). And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung.  They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS. And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. And indeed did he insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks. And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others."  And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or eBay as it came to be known and said, "We need a name that reflects  what we are." And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said Abraham.  And  because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.  Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to  locate things around the countryside. It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything  (GOOGLE). That is how it all began. Verily I give you the truth

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Lunch at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch.

 

On a beautiful  summer's day, two American tourists were driving through Wales .    At  Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch,  
   they stopped  for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the  waitress,

'Before we order, I wonder if you could settle  an argument for us.   
   Can you  pronounce where we are, very, very, very  slowly?'............  
     

         
   
  
The girl leaned  over and said,   
   'Burrr  …     gurrr  …        king'  

Our Hard Working Often Tired MPs in Brussels

So we work hard we pay our taxes and if we are lucky retire at 65.
Our hard working MPs are busy representing our interests and fighting for our rights in the Brussels Parliament or Are they........

                                         Another Busy day in Brussels

Its pretty exhausting work

Sorry whats that your reading?

                                   Looks like you have things on your mind

                                                  Another Late Night

                                         Can you find that recipe

                                       Nice family photos but not in our time

    How much did your earn last month?

                               Maybe your Bed would be more comfortable

                                          

                     Do any of them sleep at night or do they really work this hard?

                            That's it i need a pay rise cant live on 12000 euros a month.

So next time you wonder what might be happening to your hard earned cash paid in taxes ask your Euro MP what he does or doesnt do in Brussels  

How your home is seen by others

Okay here is a simple example of how others see your home

                                        How you see your own Home

                                        How your Buyer sees your Home

                                     How your Lender sees your home

                                   How your Banks Valuer sees your Home

                                           And finally how your Rate Assessor sees your Home

                         If this made you smile please tell others to visit this blog and post comments

New Year New Start New Resolutions

2013

So here we are another year a different year or a Ground hog Year where everything stays as it is like our economy now, no  growth maybe  no hope who knows.

But not for you, not today.

I have a special message for you see below. I may not know you your needs your problems your desires but i guess that i may possible know of  somebody who does, so i can do something for you today whether you live in Texas or Sydney,Moscow or Cancun.

 Where ever you are i can pray that your problems, your desires, your wishes, your hurts your pain your desires and ambitions make a difference for you and those around you, your immediate family your neighbours, your life is so valuable i can offer the best gift a prayer to our Lord that your life makes a difference for you and for others.


So if your dare tell me what to pray for you this year and  you can say a prayer for me if you wish for the same for my year to be my best yet to make a difference for me my family and those around me.
What a world it would be if we all stopped and said a prayer not for those we know but those we don't know yet or will never know.

 

Thank you and God Bless you.

 

Angels

Thought this was a lovely sentiment to remember your angels are always there.

Angels

I sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it came back. I asked, "Why?" The angel said, "Angels don't watch over angels!" Twenty angels are in your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine are playing, one is reading this message. Please read...not joking….. God has seen you struggling with something. God says it's over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, send this message on, please don't ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two BIG things tonight in your favor. If you believe in God, drop everything and pass it on. Tomorrow will be the best day ever. Send this to ten friends, including me, if I don't get it back, I guess I'm not one of them. As soon as you get five replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you.

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